Happy Birthday, Jesus

I'm probably going to hell, or die even earlier than anticipated, for this but Happy Birthday, Jesus!



Amazing trailer from an amazing film. The trailer captured many of the best scenes from the movie...

(in order of appearance)

1) - The baby Jesus getting worked out, at night, by Denzel.

2) - The governor wanted Jesus to go to "Big State" but only decided to play the Denzel card with "...the N.C. two A deadline a week away."

2a) - Big State. Really, Spike? I thought you were an all-time great filmmaker but you couldn't get the rights to anything so you settled on "Big State?" Really, Spike? Really? I mean, Come on...

3) - Ray: "What did I tell you about letting strangers in the house?!?"
Sister: "He's not a stranger, he's our father."
Ray: "I don't have a father!"

4) - Coach: "That's ten thousand dollars..."
Ray: "I don't need that money coach. (thinking to himself: Calipari gave Marcus Camby at least 26k and a harem of prostitutes and you're gonna offer me 10k with a straight face?!?! Fuck you, Whitey.) annnnnnd scene!

5 - The ankle monitor/arthritis scene. "Yeahhh, it's contagious."

6- Ray: "Jesus! Jesus! Why you name me that anyway?"
Denzel: "It's a biblical name."
Ray: "Yeah, no shit."

7 - It is, indeed, A Spike Lee Joint.

8 - The Coaches Montage, including Dean Smith and a Kansas Roy Williams. AWESOME!


Merry Chistmas