Monday, December 14, 2009
1st Semester Grades
Now that the first semester is over, 77-74.com is dishing out grades for each UConn player so far this season. Check back daily from now till UConn resumes play on Dec. 20th as we unveil the 77-74.com 1st Semester Grades.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
UConn/Kentucky Live Blog - "The John Wall Show"
9:37 - Normally I think Dicky V is more excited for a game like this than anyone else. But ESPN just showed John Wall in lay-up line and, honestly, I came in my pants a little bit.
9:38 - By the way...there is NO WAY UConn wins tonight. NO WAY. But for those of you who follow Vegas action, the line opened as UKY-1 and immediately moved to UConn-1.5. Something fishy is going on here - the smart money is confident UConn can win tonight.
9:42 - UKY 4, UConn 0.
Here is my last chance to embarrass John Wall tonight, compliments of Miami's DeQuan Jones (from when they were both in high school), cause UKY is about to RUN AWAY.
9:45 - A quick 2 on the Chuckwagon. He's only averaging 1.5 fouls per minute. Really...
9:49 - UKY12, UConn0 - John Wall, 6 pts, 3 steals. Who's better than advertised - John Wall or my Twitter recommendation to bet on UKY?
9:53 - UConn scores. After 5 mins of game time the UConn fans can finally step down and stop clapping.
9:54 - Dan Shulman "from the day he (Calipari) was named head coach he was out in the community." And unlike Rick Pitino he wasn't raping cougs!
9:58 - Donnell Beverly! and its a 10-0 Uconn run to make it 12-10.
9:59 - Oriakhi dunk! That's a man's move! Ohhhh yeahhhhh!
10:07 - See, here's why I hate Chris Berman. Every time the UKY kid Bledsoe's name gets said, in my mind I say "much he had a contusion!" God damn you Chris Berman!
10:13 - Holy Fouls, Batman! John Wall and seemingly the rest of the UKY starting five have 2 fouls/each. Uconn up one, this just got ver-weee intervesting...
10:19 - Terrible shot by Bledso "terrible" jon and I agree. Gavin throws the outlet pass outta bounds. "More terrible" we agree.
10:22 - Dicky V says Patterson played in HS with OJ Mayo. How did Patterson ever make it to UKY after only touching the ball 2times a game alongside Mayo?
10:31- Technical Difficulties brought to you by the worldwide leader in sports, ESPN...AWESOME! At the half, UConn29, UKY23
10:32 - Despite the first 5 minutes of the game, UKY is shooting 29%. That's Duke and UKY who UConn have held below 30%. While our shooting might suck, is it possible we play REALLY good defense?
10:50 - I'm not sure what has more technical difficulties: this broadcast or me when I'm fucking...
10:51 -This broadcast is more erratic than Tiger's penis.
10:51 - That's FOUR on the Chuckwagon in about 4 minutes of game time! geez....
10:54 - Orton just manhandled Oriakhi - did not think I would ever see that
11:00 - Jon points out, and Dicky V confirms, that with 15 mins left in the game no one has made a 3.
11:01- great challenge by Jamal on the break. Trice is nice!
Having said that, the kid has only 2 points this year and when you have to play him at the point you are toooo thin at a position.
11:05- and with 13mins to play Dyson knocks down the first three of the game.
11:06 - Cousins just ABUSED Oriakhi in the post. Just amazing. Unbelievable.
11:08 - with 11:30 left to play, this is about to be a really good game. I'm psyched! This will certainly prove to be our downfall.
11:12 - I realize these blogs are much funnier when I do them from the games. This isn't even fun..
11:13 - Schulman "patterson is down!" Todd: "good, I hope you're broken!"
11:15 - Dicky V says...11:17, so, I typed that and looked away and now I forgot what I was going to say
11:19 - Jerome Dyson gets stuffed by the rim while doing his best impression of me trying to dunk on an 8 foot hoop after a long night of drinking.
11:29 - I'm apoplectic right now. This game is crazy - I have nothing to say, but it's been ten minutes. Luckily, my live blog of Jersey Shore, episode 2, for PertinentMatters will be ACTION PACKED tomorrow. Includes live fantasy scoring. I need a big week out of J-WoWW and Angelina "Jolie" after getting run by DJ Paulie D and "Snooki" last week.
11:34 - OH! OH! I just remembered what I was going to say at 11:15! Dicky V says Mike Francesa is in the building...that is "yooge" for this game
11:37 - Bledsoe fouls out. Despite being down 2, I am CONFIDENT we can win this game if we shoot 80% the next 2:20.
11:39 - UConn forces the shot-clock violation. Turns out we might just be really good on D.
11:40 - Kemba with a huge shot to take a 1 pt lead. I'm Tiger Pumping in the living room! No, not that kind of Tiger Pump!
11:43 - For the record, I LOVED Jimmy putting Stanley on John Wall the last two possessions. You can't do anything about that shot. John Wall is just that fucking good. He is really fucking good.
11:49 - FUCKING CUNT!
9:38 - By the way...there is NO WAY UConn wins tonight. NO WAY. But for those of you who follow Vegas action, the line opened as UKY-1 and immediately moved to UConn-1.5. Something fishy is going on here - the smart money is confident UConn can win tonight.
9:42 - UKY 4, UConn 0.
Here is my last chance to embarrass John Wall tonight, compliments of Miami's DeQuan Jones (from when they were both in high school), cause UKY is about to RUN AWAY.
9:45 - A quick 2 on the Chuckwagon. He's only averaging 1.5 fouls per minute. Really...
9:49 - UKY12, UConn0 - John Wall, 6 pts, 3 steals. Who's better than advertised - John Wall or my Twitter recommendation to bet on UKY?
9:53 - UConn scores. After 5 mins of game time the UConn fans can finally step down and stop clapping.
9:54 - Dan Shulman "from the day he (Calipari) was named head coach he was out in the community." And unlike Rick Pitino he wasn't raping cougs!
9:58 - Donnell Beverly! and its a 10-0 Uconn run to make it 12-10.
9:59 - Oriakhi dunk! That's a man's move! Ohhhh yeahhhhh!
10:07 - See, here's why I hate Chris Berman. Every time the UKY kid Bledsoe's name gets said, in my mind I say "much he had a contusion!" God damn you Chris Berman!
10:13 - Holy Fouls, Batman! John Wall and seemingly the rest of the UKY starting five have 2 fouls/each. Uconn up one, this just got ver-weee intervesting...
10:19 - Terrible shot by Bledso "terrible" jon and I agree. Gavin throws the outlet pass outta bounds. "More terrible" we agree.
10:22 - Dicky V says Patterson played in HS with OJ Mayo. How did Patterson ever make it to UKY after only touching the ball 2times a game alongside Mayo?
10:31- Technical Difficulties brought to you by the worldwide leader in sports, ESPN...AWESOME! At the half, UConn29, UKY23
10:32 - Despite the first 5 minutes of the game, UKY is shooting 29%. That's Duke and UKY who UConn have held below 30%. While our shooting might suck, is it possible we play REALLY good defense?
10:50 - I'm not sure what has more technical difficulties: this broadcast or me when I'm fucking...
10:51 -This broadcast is more erratic than Tiger's penis.
10:51 - That's FOUR on the Chuckwagon in about 4 minutes of game time! geez....
10:54 - Orton just manhandled Oriakhi - did not think I would ever see that
11:00 - Jon points out, and Dicky V confirms, that with 15 mins left in the game no one has made a 3.
11:01- great challenge by Jamal on the break. Trice is nice!
Having said that, the kid has only 2 points this year and when you have to play him at the point you are toooo thin at a position.
11:05- and with 13mins to play Dyson knocks down the first three of the game.
11:06 - Cousins just ABUSED Oriakhi in the post. Just amazing. Unbelievable.
11:08 - with 11:30 left to play, this is about to be a really good game. I'm psyched! This will certainly prove to be our downfall.
11:12 - I realize these blogs are much funnier when I do them from the games. This isn't even fun..
11:13 - Schulman "patterson is down!" Todd: "good, I hope you're broken!"
11:15 - Dicky V says...11:17, so, I typed that and looked away and now I forgot what I was going to say
11:19 - Jerome Dyson gets stuffed by the rim while doing his best impression of me trying to dunk on an 8 foot hoop after a long night of drinking.
11:29 - I'm apoplectic right now. This game is crazy - I have nothing to say, but it's been ten minutes. Luckily, my live blog of Jersey Shore, episode 2, for PertinentMatters will be ACTION PACKED tomorrow. Includes live fantasy scoring. I need a big week out of J-WoWW and Angelina "Jolie" after getting run by DJ Paulie D and "Snooki" last week.
11:34 - OH! OH! I just remembered what I was going to say at 11:15! Dicky V says Mike Francesa is in the building...that is "yooge" for this game
11:37 - Bledsoe fouls out. Despite being down 2, I am CONFIDENT we can win this game if we shoot 80% the next 2:20.
11:39 - UConn forces the shot-clock violation. Turns out we might just be really good on D.
11:40 - Kemba with a huge shot to take a 1 pt lead. I'm Tiger Pumping in the living room! No, not that kind of Tiger Pump!
11:43 - For the record, I LOVED Jimmy putting Stanley on John Wall the last two possessions. You can't do anything about that shot. John Wall is just that fucking good. He is really fucking good.
11:49 - FUCKING CUNT!
You Heard It Here First, Harkless to UConn
As Dan told you on Monday, Maurice Harkless will be headed to UConn. It was confirmed today by Zagsblog.net.
NEW YORK — Maurice Harkless has made his college choice.
“I will be going to the University of Connecticut,” the 6-foot-7, 180-pound Harkless, 16, said Wednesday afternoon in the SNY studio in midtown Manhattan.
Harkless, a junior wing at Forest Hills High School in Queens, N.Y., is the No. 12 small forward and No. 50 player overall in the Class of 2011, according to Rivals.
Harkless is coming back from a broken metatarsil bone in his left foot. In his first game back he scored 21 points in Forest Hills’ 60-57 loss to Wings Academy on Sunday.
A year ago, he helped lead his high school team to the Queens borough crown and the PSAL Class AA quarterfinals.
Harkless chose UConn over Seton Hall, St. John’s, Kentucky and Fordham.Your Dan Poneman Highlight of the Day!
Todd found the new height of unintentional comedy in his post of a Corey Joseph interview with Dan Poneman. In out latest adventure, "Your Man Dan Poneman" is found interviewing what appears to be a 10 year old while wearing a sweater he stole from Billy Madison. Only 3 1/2 hours left to kill till Kentucky. Emjoy
Monday, December 7, 2009
Some People Call Me 'Uconn's next recruit'
Whether or not you get the Steve Miller reference, Maurice Harkless, a top 50 player from the class of 2011, is nearing his college decision and will announce on Wednesday, per The New York Post.
UConn is the only big name school that appears on both lists, plus he's already visited multiple times, loves the campus and Calhoun. An early welcome to Storrs from the 77-74.com staff.
If you're not convinced on the kid, enjoy this video. I think he's the one in the yellow. God help us if he's not the one in the yellow.
UConn is the only big name school that appears on both lists, plus he's already visited multiple times, loves the campus and Calhoun. An early welcome to Storrs from the 77-74.com staff.
If you're not convinced on the kid, enjoy this video. I think he's the one in the yellow. God help us if he's not the one in the yellow.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Cory Joseph
Saw this video of Cory Joseph (Draftexpress.com profile) on Mike Anthony's blog, but wanted to share it here. I mean, 5 people read this blog but NO ONE reads Mike's blog. Except for me, of course, when I need to poach material.
Before I get into where I think he's going, let me say one thing. I know what you're thinking...why do white Canadians talk like Canucks but black Canadians talk like black people? I don't know what the answer is, but it is quite thought provoking. I never heard Denham Brown profess his love for french fries and gravy or yell, 'Pass it here, ey.' Speaking of Denham, let's get him on this kids case. I mean there can't be that many black Canadians...odds are they probably know each other.
And one other thing - someone needs to Jimmy Clausen this Dan Pomeranz kid.
On to Joseph. UNLV and Minnesota are out - forget about it. Nova and Texas are clearly the front runners, and he is keeping UConn in the mix because Jimmy gets people to the pros. When he started raving about coaches personalities you knew UConn was going to be at a disadvantage. So I'm not going to get too worked up about this kid. I hope he goes to Texas and Rick Barnes ruins another career. Keep me posted though, Danny boy.
Before I get into where I think he's going, let me say one thing. I know what you're thinking...why do white Canadians talk like Canucks but black Canadians talk like black people? I don't know what the answer is, but it is quite thought provoking. I never heard Denham Brown profess his love for french fries and gravy or yell, 'Pass it here, ey.' Speaking of Denham, let's get him on this kids case. I mean there can't be that many black Canadians...odds are they probably know each other.
And one other thing - someone needs to Jimmy Clausen this Dan Pomeranz kid.
On to Joseph. UNLV and Minnesota are out - forget about it. Nova and Texas are clearly the front runners, and he is keeping UConn in the mix because Jimmy gets people to the pros. When he started raving about coaches personalities you knew UConn was going to be at a disadvantage. So I'm not going to get too worked up about this kid. I hope he goes to Texas and Rick Barnes ruins another career. Keep me posted though, Danny boy.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Saturday, November 28, 2009
A Little Extra "Hop" in Stanley's Step
From Mike Anthony, Hartford Courant
November 26, 2009
"It's hard for me to, due to privacy, as I should have about my players," Calhoun said. "It's a medical reason Stanley off the court. I would hope you don't have any misconceptions with Stanley. It was a medical situation he needed medication for. It had nothing with him being a wild kid or not going to class. I've read those things and it's completely so far from the truth. He's a great kid who had incredible focus problems. Just problems. Bottom line is ... he's always been a happy kid in certain ways, but sometimes he's a sad kid, too. He's a great kid. He finds joy playing again. That's really nice to see.
"The situation where he was not being able to do a lot of things focus-wise, otherwise, and everything was going to pot to be quite honest with you.
Stanley is on Adderall! This is tremendous news. Forget focusing...you just took one of the best all around athletes in college basketball and legally hopped him up on amphetamines! This is great news. Take it from someone who is prescribed this shit, "Diet Coke" doesn't go far enough in qualifying it's effects. Sweet Jesus, the man is going to be unstoppable! I tend to have a problem with it making my heart race...let's just hope Stanley doesn't end up like this. What, they make one 30 for 30 doc and all of a sudden it's "too soon" again...?
November 26, 2009
"It's hard for me to, due to privacy, as I should have about my players," Calhoun said. "It's a medical reason Stanley off the court. I would hope you don't have any misconceptions with Stanley. It was a medical situation he needed medication for. It had nothing with him being a wild kid or not going to class. I've read those things and it's completely so far from the truth. He's a great kid who had incredible focus problems. Just problems. Bottom line is ... he's always been a happy kid in certain ways, but sometimes he's a sad kid, too. He's a great kid. He finds joy playing again. That's really nice to see.
"The situation where he was not being able to do a lot of things focus-wise, otherwise, and everything was going to pot to be quite honest with you.
Stanley is on Adderall! This is tremendous news. Forget focusing...you just took one of the best all around athletes in college basketball and legally hopped him up on amphetamines! This is great news. Take it from someone who is prescribed this shit, "Diet Coke" doesn't go far enough in qualifying it's effects. Sweet Jesus, the man is going to be unstoppable! I tend to have a problem with it making my heart race...let's just hope Stanley doesn't end up like this. What, they make one 30 for 30 doc and all of a sudden it's "too soon" again...?
Friday, November 27, 2009
Really?
I just saw this commercial during the Pitt/WVU game. This will be our first non college basketball post. Damn it's good though...
UConn/Duke Part 9 - The Live Blog
4:30 - Geez, I feel like shit. I got tested for Swine Flu on Wednesday, and they said I don't have it, but they are liars. That means this will be the first Live Blog where I'm not intoxicated. Let's see if the delirium from whatever flu I have makes up for my normal alcohol related punchiness. Should be interesting...
On another note, how 'bout the Tiger Woods car crash, huh? Geez, Tiger, you don't have to emulate Hogan in every way. How was alcohol not related at almost 3am on Thanksgiving - Is Tiger really that good of a person?
5:00 - I HATE Duke. Hate, Hate, Hate them. That said, I don't see how they can lose this game today. UConn looked wayyyy better than they really are against an undermanned LSU team. I mean, LSU had to play a white guy...with red hair! This is supposed to be big time college basketball, for christsakes!
The big question: What are the odds Stanley shows up for two consecutive games?
5:10 - Dicky V says there is a tentative agreement between UConn and Calhoun for a five year extension. I'm glad to hear that, but it's hard to imagine anyone would want to work for Jeff Hathaway. The big donors hate Hathaway but love Calhoun and Auriemma. Hathaway basically only speaks to Edsall as he is normally too busy tounging President Hogan's balls.
5:15 - Ryan Pierro is sitting directly behind the UConn bench - who the, how the, what the fuck!?! Lots of face time in the early going...he will corner people in bars and tell this story for years to come.
5:18 - Stanley with a fancy flush to put UConn up 16-14. Dick Vitale loses his mind, possibly has a brain aneurysm.
5:37 - The Chuckwagon...With the Follow!
5:38 - Singler picks up his third. Plumlee just got his third as well. Hey, Coach K, didn't Calhoun teach you a lesson about keeping players with two fouls in the first half on the bench? Tisk, tisk...
5:43 - Brian Zoubek is such a chode
5:45 - Is it bad that Jimmy just got T'd up and I don't care? The man can do no wrong in my eyes.
5:54 - Well that sucked - At the half, Duke 37 UConn 28
6:10 - Vitale just compared Plumlee to "the great shot blockers...the Bill Russell's, the David Robinson's..." wow - easy does it, Dicky.
6:30 - Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
On another note, how 'bout the Tiger Woods car crash, huh? Geez, Tiger, you don't have to emulate Hogan in every way. How was alcohol not related at almost 3am on Thanksgiving - Is Tiger really that good of a person?
5:00 - I HATE Duke. Hate, Hate, Hate them. That said, I don't see how they can lose this game today. UConn looked wayyyy better than they really are against an undermanned LSU team. I mean, LSU had to play a white guy...with red hair! This is supposed to be big time college basketball, for christsakes!
The big question: What are the odds Stanley shows up for two consecutive games?
5:10 - Dicky V says there is a tentative agreement between UConn and Calhoun for a five year extension. I'm glad to hear that, but it's hard to imagine anyone would want to work for Jeff Hathaway. The big donors hate Hathaway but love Calhoun and Auriemma. Hathaway basically only speaks to Edsall as he is normally too busy tounging President Hogan's balls.
5:15 - Ryan Pierro is sitting directly behind the UConn bench - who the, how the, what the fuck!?! Lots of face time in the early going...he will corner people in bars and tell this story for years to come.
5:18 - Stanley with a fancy flush to put UConn up 16-14. Dick Vitale loses his mind, possibly has a brain aneurysm.
5:37 - The Chuckwagon...With the Follow!
5:38 - Singler picks up his third. Plumlee just got his third as well. Hey, Coach K, didn't Calhoun teach you a lesson about keeping players with two fouls in the first half on the bench? Tisk, tisk...
5:43 - Brian Zoubek is such a chode
5:45 - Is it bad that Jimmy just got T'd up and I don't care? The man can do no wrong in my eyes.
5:54 - Well that sucked - At the half, Duke 37 UConn 28
6:10 - Vitale just compared Plumlee to "the great shot blockers...the Bill Russell's, the David Robinson's..." wow - easy does it, Dicky.
6:30 - Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Cincy
That little Mick has quite a squad this year. Granted I just watched them beat up on an overrated Maryland team (but then again, what ACC team isn't overrated?), but this is a team which is SO much better than anticipated.
Deonta Vaughan is a real talent, and this year he actually has players around him. Sophomore Yancy Gates is really good. I didn't even remember him from last year. And freshman Lance Stephenson is going to get better every game - I thought he was a scatterbrained kid last year at Lincoln, but he can be really good. I am pleasantly surprised. Gates/Stephenson have a chance to be the best forward combo in the Big East by year's end (I'm sure I just forgot someone), and a real force if they both stay in school next year.
As a team I'm not sure how deep they are, but we'll see. Definitely talented.
That will be all, I just wanted to call them out as being really good so I can recall this post all year. Damn I know basketball.
Deonta Vaughan is a real talent, and this year he actually has players around him. Sophomore Yancy Gates is really good. I didn't even remember him from last year. And freshman Lance Stephenson is going to get better every game - I thought he was a scatterbrained kid last year at Lincoln, but he can be really good. I am pleasantly surprised. Gates/Stephenson have a chance to be the best forward combo in the Big East by year's end (I'm sure I just forgot someone), and a real force if they both stay in school next year.
As a team I'm not sure how deep they are, but we'll see. Definitely talented.
That will be all, I just wanted to call them out as being really good so I can recall this post all year. Damn I know basketball.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Live Blog- UConn v. Toothpaste
5:30 - I'm going to be honest with you...I am absolutely coming down with some kind of cross between the swine flu and strep throat. I should be sitting at home and asleep early rather than abusively drinking. But much like Jordan, it won't keep me from playing tonight. If there's a game, I'm bringing it- and unlike Jordan I won't need to push off to hit the game winner. I'll be on fire all night, or, more likely, until my iPhone runs out of batteries, gets lost, or is dropped in a pitcher of beer.
There's a lot of easy Colgate jokes to make, for now I'm going to refer to them as Toothpaste, but if they start five Caucasians I'm changing to The White Strips.
Also, I love Toothpaste getting like 28 tonight. They return all five starters and get another guy back who was injured all last year.
6:05 - Just saw AI getting waived by the Griz. The highlight? The footage of AI sitting next to Marcus Williams on the bench - two dead point guards!
7:05 - I have been ordered by the powers that be to drive. Ah the perils of SUV ownership. I was also ordered to clean up the inside of my car (homeless people operate in cleaner environments). I point out that clean is a relative term
8:00 - arrive at Ted's. People want to get food...I disagree. Two pitchers of beers, food is for pussies. Let's go ladies....
9:00 - did the game just tip? Because Chris just opted to let the bartender choose our shots and she picked smirnoff raspberry. Let that be a lesson to u kids- choose your own shots.
910 - the game did tip. At least we didn't have to stand up and clap for that first basket bullshit.
915 - walking to Gampel. I miss college. Not for the people or community but for the nice fall days that = sorority chicks with black spandex and Uggs.
917 - Mack asks 2 hot chicks if they want tickets. From their reaction he may as well have asked them if they wanted to get raped.
924 - Mack asks, "who are we playing?...harvard?". I respond, " no there's only 4 white guys on the floor". And Chris follows with "no- there's no Asians starting"
927 - #13 on colgate is so white he looks like he stars in "Sons of Anarchy."
935 - you know how Duke has it's fans on the floor? Well I just counted 93 open lower bowl seats...on the other side of the arena.
937 - Le Moyne, errr Colgate, takes a 23-22 lead. So this is what sodomy feels like...
940 - Mackinnon asks what uconn is ranked. I respond "14". He says, damn, what is Colgate ranked, 5?
943 - Chris tells me about how the old Uconn cheerleading coach was getting BJs as a prison guard. Take it easy Eric Hayward, ohhhh!
945 - Jimmy takes his jacket off as we trail 24-26. I would rather get an enema than be a player in that locker room
946 - a girl walks in with a Jasper Howard tshirt. She's lucky she hasn't been stabbed yet...too soon?
946 - a trooper just walked in with a police dog...I hope i don't smell like pot too much
949 - Tim Higgins is having a great game
951 - if Stanley misses another free throw he can go back to Ruslyan and Prime Materials...
954- at the half it's... a...ball..game???UConn33, Toothpaste32
956 - as we wonder what the fuck is going on, for the first time that it doesn't relate to the bball team, 2 dozen burka clad and barefoot dancers come to center court and start dancing to Indian music. Fuckin slumdog millionaires out there. Whatever happened to hot chicks in spandex? The basketball was bad enough- we don't need
this shit.
1000 - they look like the Indian backup dancers for either A: the Indianapolis Colts, or B: a super faggy Indian version of the seton hall dancers
1013 -We just upgraded from the last row in 207 to eight rows behind uconn bench. When it's quiet I can hear Jimmy curse.
1017 - the Uconn dance cam : helping homosexuals outta the closet since 1998
1023 - we just made it on the uconn timeout cam. Mack will spend the next 5 minutes telling us what he would have done if he realized he was on camera
1025. If we lose cue the courant headline "Foyle-d Again". Sure he hasn't played there in 10 yrs but that's gold Jerry, gold!
1026 - sticks off glass- cue Billy raftery!
1027 - Timmy higgins wants his lucky charms back...
1032. This game is over. What a lousy effort at a cover. I need sons of anarchy to step it up
1033 - Gavin Edwards on another tip back! His dad Earl played in the NFL
1034 uconn62, colgate44. Cue me and Ben cheering vociferously for Colgate
1035- what's womens basketball? I keep hear the announcer talk about it in timeouts but I've never heard of said activity
1039. Send it in Stanley!
1041. Donnell Beverly is getting minutes. Bad sign for you, colgate
1045- hey, Jonathan Mandeldove, I recognize you from the Electric Blue!
1050 - uconn up 19 and colgate misses a bunny but gets fouled. But he's white so u know he's good from the line
1051. After a missing the first of two free throws, Mack suggests coombs-mcdaniel will "blow a line before he makes one from it"
1053. And were out. Looks like a cover!
There's a lot of easy Colgate jokes to make, for now I'm going to refer to them as Toothpaste, but if they start five Caucasians I'm changing to The White Strips.
Also, I love Toothpaste getting like 28 tonight. They return all five starters and get another guy back who was injured all last year.
6:05 - Just saw AI getting waived by the Griz. The highlight? The footage of AI sitting next to Marcus Williams on the bench - two dead point guards!
7:05 - I have been ordered by the powers that be to drive. Ah the perils of SUV ownership. I was also ordered to clean up the inside of my car (homeless people operate in cleaner environments). I point out that clean is a relative term
8:00 - arrive at Ted's. People want to get food...I disagree. Two pitchers of beers, food is for pussies. Let's go ladies....
9:00 - did the game just tip? Because Chris just opted to let the bartender choose our shots and she picked smirnoff raspberry. Let that be a lesson to u kids- choose your own shots.
910 - the game did tip. At least we didn't have to stand up and clap for that first basket bullshit.
915 - walking to Gampel. I miss college. Not for the people or community but for the nice fall days that = sorority chicks with black spandex and Uggs.
917 - Mack asks 2 hot chicks if they want tickets. From their reaction he may as well have asked them if they wanted to get raped.
924 - Mack asks, "who are we playing?...harvard?". I respond, " no there's only 4 white guys on the floor". And Chris follows with "no- there's no Asians starting"
927 - #13 on colgate is so white he looks like he stars in "Sons of Anarchy."
935 - you know how Duke has it's fans on the floor? Well I just counted 93 open lower bowl seats...on the other side of the arena.
937 - Le Moyne, errr Colgate, takes a 23-22 lead. So this is what sodomy feels like...
940 - Mackinnon asks what uconn is ranked. I respond "14". He says, damn, what is Colgate ranked, 5?
943 - Chris tells me about how the old Uconn cheerleading coach was getting BJs as a prison guard. Take it easy Eric Hayward, ohhhh!
945 - Jimmy takes his jacket off as we trail 24-26. I would rather get an enema than be a player in that locker room
946 - a girl walks in with a Jasper Howard tshirt. She's lucky she hasn't been stabbed yet...too soon?
946 - a trooper just walked in with a police dog...I hope i don't smell like pot too much
949 - Tim Higgins is having a great game
951 - if Stanley misses another free throw he can go back to Ruslyan and Prime Materials...
954- at the half it's... a...ball..game???UConn33, Toothpaste32
956 - as we wonder what the fuck is going on, for the first time that it doesn't relate to the bball team, 2 dozen burka clad and barefoot dancers come to center court and start dancing to Indian music. Fuckin slumdog millionaires out there. Whatever happened to hot chicks in spandex? The basketball was bad enough- we don't need
this shit.
1000 - they look like the Indian backup dancers for either A: the Indianapolis Colts, or B: a super faggy Indian version of the seton hall dancers
1013 -We just upgraded from the last row in 207 to eight rows behind uconn bench. When it's quiet I can hear Jimmy curse.
1017 - the Uconn dance cam : helping homosexuals outta the closet since 1998
1023 - we just made it on the uconn timeout cam. Mack will spend the next 5 minutes telling us what he would have done if he realized he was on camera
1025. If we lose cue the courant headline "Foyle-d Again". Sure he hasn't played there in 10 yrs but that's gold Jerry, gold!
1026 - sticks off glass- cue Billy raftery!
1027 - Timmy higgins wants his lucky charms back...
1032. This game is over. What a lousy effort at a cover. I need sons of anarchy to step it up
1033 - Gavin Edwards on another tip back! His dad Earl played in the NFL
1034 uconn62, colgate44. Cue me and Ben cheering vociferously for Colgate
1035- what's womens basketball? I keep hear the announcer talk about it in timeouts but I've never heard of said activity
1039. Send it in Stanley!
1041. Donnell Beverly is getting minutes. Bad sign for you, colgate
1045- hey, Jonathan Mandeldove, I recognize you from the Electric Blue!
1050 - uconn up 19 and colgate misses a bunny but gets fouled. But he's white so u know he's good from the line
1051. After a missing the first of two free throws, Mack suggests coombs-mcdaniel will "blow a line before he makes one from it"
1053. And were out. Looks like a cover!
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Live Blog
I will be live blogging the UConn/Colgate game from inside Gampel Pavilion on Monday. And probably from Ted's and Husky's too... Look for the blogging to kick off around 8pm and to get sloppy somewhere around 9pm
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thoughts from William&Mary
-Oriakhi and Coombs-McDaniel are the best package deal since Dirk Diggler was busing tables while charging 5 bucks to see his dick and 10 bucks if you wanted to see him jerk off.
-Alex Oriakhi is a beast. He's bigger than Gavin Edwards, and Gavin isn't of slight build...after all, his father Earl played in the NFL! I absolutely have an Oriakhi hard-on.
-William & Mary routinely threw a "whitewash" on the floor. Even Sammy Sosa thought they looked obnoxiously white.
-Bob Picozzi says the word "penetration" so frequently it's like him and Wenzel have some kind of over/under on how many times he says it.
-At the half: UConn37, WM31
-Not sure who is cursing more right now...Jimmy C in the locker room or (as I flip over to the Celtics/Hawks game) KG as he abuses Zaza Pachulia in the post, gets fouled, and screams motherfucker 14 times on the way to the line. I love KG...
-You will want to bet heavily and often against UConn this year. College basketball gambling is all about the point guards and we start a sophomore, then have a bunch of freshmen and Donnell Beverly. Oyyy...
-Final: UConn75, WM66. NOT GOOD
-Alex Oriakhi is a beast. He's bigger than Gavin Edwards, and Gavin isn't of slight build...after all, his father Earl played in the NFL! I absolutely have an Oriakhi hard-on.
-William & Mary routinely threw a "whitewash" on the floor. Even Sammy Sosa thought they looked obnoxiously white.
-Bob Picozzi says the word "penetration" so frequently it's like him and Wenzel have some kind of over/under on how many times he says it.
-At the half: UConn37, WM31
-Not sure who is cursing more right now...Jimmy C in the locker room or (as I flip over to the Celtics/Hawks game) KG as he abuses Zaza Pachulia in the post, gets fouled, and screams motherfucker 14 times on the way to the line. I love KG...
-You will want to bet heavily and often against UConn this year. College basketball gambling is all about the point guards and we start a sophomore, then have a bunch of freshmen and Donnell Beverly. Oyyy...
-Final: UConn75, WM66. NOT GOOD
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
UConn 47,968 - AIC 12
You can't take much from these exhibition games, aside from three top players, but hey - at least we didn't get Le Monye'd.
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