Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Eric Hayward Convict All-Stars

A variety of factors were taken into consideration when forming the starting lineup for this team of All-Stars. First, you must have actually played in a game for the Huskies to qualify. That considered, the most important factors are the transgression themselves as measured by frequency and severity. Playing ability is secondary on this team, although it is a very talented roster.

Coach: Clyde Vaughn
Aug. 18, 04: Charged with patronizing a prostitute and interfering with a police investigation.

Unfortunately this wasn't a new thing for Vaughn.

Point Guard: Doug Wiggins
2006-2008: Two failed drug tests, which were kept under wraps until....

Jan. 08: Cited for possession of alcohol by a minor and driving with a suspended license.

Nov. 22, 08: Arrested for breaking and entering to commit a misdemeanor.

Shooting Guard: Antonio Kellogg
Mar. 05: Charged with possession of marijuana
Apr. 05: Charged with assaulting & interfering with a police officer and criminal tresspassing.


Small Forward: Doug Wrenn
Oct. 98: Charged with shoplifting an $85 pair of sneakers from Bob's Store in Hamden.

Oct. 99: Issed citation for creating a public disturbance outside Cody's Diner, New Haven.

Jan. 00: Suspended in the infamous "Tickets for Tims" scandal at the Timberland Store in Westfarms Mall.

Apr. 00: Charged with breach of peace after an incident at a UConn dorm.

But in his defense: "I'm not a convict, per se" - D. Wrenn, Jan. 2002

Power Forward: (Captain) Cliff Robinson
Mar. 90: Charged with fourth-degree assault for punching a female police officer outside a Portland bar. This artile gives some details about the incident, with priceless gems from Uncle Cliffy.

Mar. 94: Charged with misdemeanor simple battery after getting into a shoving match with a truck driver outside Chicago.

Feb. 01: Charged with DUI and possession of marijuana in Scottsdale.

Failed drug test and received 5 game suspensions in 2005 and 2006 playoffs (oh, and the '97 possession charge that got droped).

Center: Eric Hayward
I'm sorry, I can't even joke about this. But here is a report from the CT Department of Public Safety.

6th Man Nominees
Brian Fair
Antric Klaiber
Rudy Johnson
Kirk King
Marcus Williams

VOTE for the sixth man in the toolbar on the right.

Some of you might be wondering why a few notable Huskies who got in trouble are not on this list. We cannot emphasize the following enough: If you win a National Championship then everything goes away. Winning cures all. So you're off the hook Ricky, Khalid, and Ben. But if AJ Price and Jerome Dyson don't want to be coming off the bench for the 2010 edition of the Eric Hayward Convict All-Stars I would suggest they handle business this year.

By: Todd & Dan

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