Yesterday morning Dan and I were discussing when to get the blog back together. Well, thankfully Rick Pitino gave us the jumpstart we needed. I mean, rape AND abortion...you know what that is....
Here's some cheap one liners
-More overpriced: Those white suits Pitino wears, or 3k for an abortion?
-Coincidental: Pitino gave her the "old mushroom head" at a restaurant, Porcini, which is named after a mushroom.
-Pitino's pick up line: How bout a little gabagool in ya vag-arooney, ohhh!
-Finding themselves without lube Sypher went in the kitchen and got some garlic oil. Pitino told authorities he thought it was a clam sauce. So where did the fish smell come from?
-We've heard about Pitino's assistant, Vinnie Tatum, who was in the restaurant while the act occurred, however Pitino had another assistant with him as well, which has not been widely disseminated in the media reports. His name: Cialis.
-Tatum told police he had laid down in a booth and was unable to hear much other than what sounded to him like consensual sex. Also obstructing his hearing...his own moans while he masturbated.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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