Seton Hall guard Jeremy Hazell was shot once on Christmas during a robbery attempt. He is alive and
fine and all that, so let's get on to the jokes!
Possible headlines:
-Gunner gets gunned down
-Gunner gets his shot
-Hazell takes one shot, least shots ever taken
-On the court, only one shot would have killed him
-Bobby Gonzalez sought in attempted murder of Hazell
what, too soon?
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Happy Birthday, Jesus
I'm probably going to hell, or die even earlier than anticipated, for this but Happy Birthday, Jesus!
Amazing trailer from an amazing film. The trailer captured many of the best scenes from the movie...
(in order of appearance)
1) - The baby Jesus getting worked out, at night, by Denzel.
2) - The governor wanted Jesus to go to "Big State" but only decided to play the Denzel card with "...the N.C. two A deadline a week away."
2a) - Big State. Really, Spike? I thought you were an all-time great filmmaker but you couldn't get the rights to anything so you settled on "Big State?" Really, Spike? Really? I mean, Come on...
3) - Ray: "What did I tell you about letting strangers in the house?!?"
Sister: "He's not a stranger, he's our father."
Ray: "I don't have a father!"
4) - Coach: "That's ten thousand dollars..."
Ray: "I don't need that money coach. (thinking to himself: Calipari gave Marcus Camby at least 26k and a harem of prostitutes and you're gonna offer me 10k with a straight face?!?! Fuck you, Whitey.) annnnnnd scene!
5 - The ankle monitor/arthritis scene. "Yeahhh, it's contagious."
6- Ray: "Jesus! Jesus! Why you name me that anyway?"
Denzel: "It's a biblical name."
Ray: "Yeah, no shit."
7 - It is, indeed, A Spike Lee Joint.
8 - The Coaches Montage, including Dean Smith and a Kansas Roy Williams. AWESOME!
Merry Chistmas
Amazing trailer from an amazing film. The trailer captured many of the best scenes from the movie...
(in order of appearance)
1) - The baby Jesus getting worked out, at night, by Denzel.
2) - The governor wanted Jesus to go to "Big State" but only decided to play the Denzel card with "...the N.C. two A deadline a week away."
2a) - Big State. Really, Spike? I thought you were an all-time great filmmaker but you couldn't get the rights to anything so you settled on "Big State?" Really, Spike? Really? I mean, Come on...
3) - Ray: "What did I tell you about letting strangers in the house?!?"
Sister: "He's not a stranger, he's our father."
Ray: "I don't have a father!"
4) - Coach: "That's ten thousand dollars..."
Ray: "I don't need that money coach. (thinking to himself: Calipari gave Marcus Camby at least 26k and a harem of prostitutes and you're gonna offer me 10k with a straight face?!?! Fuck you, Whitey.) annnnnnd scene!
5 - The ankle monitor/arthritis scene. "Yeahhh, it's contagious."
6- Ray: "Jesus! Jesus! Why you name me that anyway?"
Denzel: "It's a biblical name."
Ray: "Yeah, no shit."
7 - It is, indeed, A Spike Lee Joint.
8 - The Coaches Montage, including Dean Smith and a Kansas Roy Williams. AWESOME!
Merry Chistmas
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Unveiling the NEW Brick Tamland "I Love Lamb" T-Shirt
No one knows what they love about life more than Brick Tamland. He loves carpet, he loves desk, he loves lamp. But more than anything, he loves Jeremy Lamb.
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