Hiatus...

If you haven't noticed I've completely given up on this site now that the season is over. It was a good run while it lasted. Thanks to all four of you who checked in regularly, it was an honor to try to make you laugh. We'll try to make a comeback for next season and also address the upcoming suspensions/probation/etc.

A final word on the season and the National Championship: We didn't deserve it, and it was really gravy to make it so far after the Dyson injury. God bless UNC, not just for the big -7.5 championship cover, but for their fans. Below is the clip of Franklin Street going crazy - 30k fans and TWO arrests depite about 50 mini bonfires.
Now if that is UCONN there are MAYBE 100 people running around campus because, 1- our school is now Lame, and 2- there would have been about 200 state police and Uconn police on horses and riot gear. One bonfire and the tear gas would have been flying. Disgusting...

Crazy People

One of my biggest problems, particularly when I someday get a job, is I still laugh uncontrollably at juvenile words. Let's say I was in a meeting and someone told me I needed to do 'double-duty.' Or better yet the commercials for 'super-duty' trucks. They get me every time. Anyway, I took great joy in seeing this coach go crazy earlier in the week. Yes- because she says 'poop.' Poop, my friends. That's another reason womens basketball cannot be taken seriously.
Other reasons: Breakaway Lay-ups, Fat chicks, Ugly chicks

As a result of nothing fun happening at the Final Four yet, I've decided to post this lady's rant and a bunch of other great coaching meltdowns.



By the way, how fearful was her husband (or life partner) of that woman coming home that night. That's gonna be some ROUGH sex, yikes...

Other fun ones...
-Denny Green
-Mike Gundy
-Jimmy C, I took Emeka!
-Jimmy C, reporter
-Herm Edwards
-Hal McRae
-Jim Mora
-Allen Iverson, and yes, I know he's not a coach - but I love the way he's faded this year while Ray continues to thrive.

Jesus!

While I take a quick break between playing 36 today - take that you cubicle ridden bitches, 65 and sunny, look how im livin America! - thought I would post the finishing touches of Ray's masterpiece from last night.

Randoms

April Fools Joke of the Day
Thabeet's Facebook Status this morning: "OMG!!! Why Me? SO I Failed Drug Test.. NOt GOIn To Detroit.. MY Boys Do IT for ME!!! fuckin suprise drug test!!! ahhh My Life SUCKS!!!!! damn!" I hate April Fools jokes, but I gotta admit thats a good one. Pretty fucking funny for a guy who barely speaks English.

-I'm hoping Tom Izzo's wife Lupe does something stupid this week so I can title a post "Lupe Fiasco" If not I'll just resort to making Mexican janitor jokes.

-VERY excited for the McDonald's All-American game tonight. Alex Oriakhi is on the East squad and should get some decent minutes, so that's cool. John Wall got left off the team, reportedly because he is a 5th year senior. I think the folks at McDonald's got hold of this VICIOUS dunk that DeQuan Jones threw on him and made up that whole 5th year thing. I cant find a line, but I'll make the East -3.5

-Im sorry, i got nothing today...still too hungover. I should have my fastball back in a couple days once Final Four practices start.