First off, I want to apologize for the lack of new tshirts on the site. Once we lost the URL back in the dark days of 2010, I went into a funk like Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers. But now that we have the original URL back, and with CRISP now belly up, I've been inspired to unveil the new line of 2012 blogspot t's!
Our 2012 t-shirts generally fall into one of three categories:
Current Player T-Shirts: You may be awesome and do something great to deserve it (see upcoming Jeremy Lamb & Ryan Boatright t’s). You may never play/ride pine all year and will need a haha as a pick me up (see the upcoming Enosch Wolf ‘One Man Wolfpack’ shirt). You may have a last name that rhymes with a pretty disgusting sexual act and therefore deserve a t-shirt to honor it. Pretty much if you deserve it, you’re getting a t-shirt. Except you Kyle Bailey!
Former Player T-Shirts: Unlike the current player t’s, where pretty much anyone can get a shirt, the former player must have a reason to be remembered in immortality among the 6.5 readers of the blogspot (yes that was a thinly veiled shot at your height Bottaro, but speaking of half people congrats to you and the wifey on the expected child next June!!). Kemba Walker winning a title guarantees him a Star Wars “Kemba Sky Walker” t-shirt on the site forever. Even though the “Send it in Jerome” Bill Raftery/Jerome Dyson shirt was good in it’s time, he represents someone who is completely undeserving; therefore, it gets pulled down from the site. You get the idea, and can definitely expect a Ray Allen "Jesus is My Homeboy" shirt in the near future.
'Did He Just Go There?' T-Shirts: This is where we see if “It’s About The D*ck” or “Bernie That’s Not Fine” crosses the line. Do people get offended by a "Don't Touch My Happy Valley" shirt? Find out here!
Our 2012 t-shirts generally fall into one of three categories:
Current Player T-Shirts: You may be awesome and do something great to deserve it (see upcoming Jeremy Lamb & Ryan Boatright t’s). You may never play/ride pine all year and will need a haha as a pick me up (see the upcoming Enosch Wolf ‘One Man Wolfpack’ shirt). You may have a last name that rhymes with a pretty disgusting sexual act and therefore deserve a t-shirt to honor it. Pretty much if you deserve it, you’re getting a t-shirt. Except you Kyle Bailey!
Former Player T-Shirts: Unlike the current player t’s, where pretty much anyone can get a shirt, the former player must have a reason to be remembered in immortality among the 6.5 readers of the blogspot (yes that was a thinly veiled shot at your height Bottaro, but speaking of half people congrats to you and the wifey on the expected child next June!!). Kemba Walker winning a title guarantees him a Star Wars “Kemba Sky Walker” t-shirt on the site forever. Even though the “Send it in Jerome” Bill Raftery/Jerome Dyson shirt was good in it’s time, he represents someone who is completely undeserving; therefore, it gets pulled down from the site. You get the idea, and can definitely expect a Ray Allen "Jesus is My Homeboy" shirt in the near future.
'Did He Just Go There?' T-Shirts: This is where we see if “It’s About The D*ck” or “Bernie That’s Not Fine” crosses the line. Do people get offended by a "Don't Touch My Happy Valley" shirt? Find out here!
Out first shirt of the collection honors Jeremy Lamb's amazing rise in the 2011 NCAA tournament and was inspired by the movie Anchorman. Enjoy! (and email for ordering and sizing information)
