Thursday, February 5, 2009

Ramblin' Man

Keno Davis has a tough road ahead of him at Providence; imagine what another 5 years of loses to UConn like last Saturday's might do to him. I mean, really, how do you take the same team that has won 3 straight and get blown out by 33. Tim Welsh's stock jumped 50 points after the weekend: BUY, BUY, BUY!

Speaking of the economy, did anyone else have trouble buying a Snuggie this past holiday season? Well I figured out who bought them all.

Rick Pitino, who enjoys receiving free bowls of soup, forgot to tell the Cards they had a game Monday night. Samardo Samuels and Earl Clark will probably sleep with a nightlight on and pee the bed for the next month thinking about Hash and Adrien. At least Rick always has his fallback plan.

Dikembe had the finger shake, Hakeem had The Dream Shake, but what do we call The Hasheem Shake? The cashier at Blimpie called a block on the railing, but it seemed to have firmly established position to me.

Found Kyle McAlarney's cousin on The Price is Right. Should help to clarify some things.

Josh Boone seems to be receiving a lot of press recently for helping out a fellow motorist. But we here at 77-74dotcom know that it was really Josh's mom who pulled over the car and called 911: after all, she did everything but post up and rebound while at Storrs with Josh. Personally, I would have kept driving; maybe it's cause i'm an asshole, but the guy was from Jersey and I know the type of people who drive a Chrysler Sebring.

Interested in a head coaching job at Michigan? just get a coaching gig at West Virginia first. Neither John Beilein nor Rich Rodriguez grew up in Michigan, played at/went to Michigan, or ever coached at Michigan or in the state. And both have playing styles completely different than what had been in place at Michigan. Yet both get poached from WVU and have brought down one of the greatest sports schools ever (i even wore a Webber jersey for school pictures one year). Either something fishy is going on or A.D. William Martin (yes, Billy Martin. That should be a sign right there) is completely nuts. Take notice Jeff Hathaway; pull shit like what's going on at Michigan and we'll make a "Hathaway: Go Away" t-shirt.

By: Dan

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