Saturday, February 14, 2009

Best Of: The First 1,000 Hits

Feb. 11 - Syracuse Postgame
-Early on Stanley hit two outside shots to double his jumper total for the season. Here was the exchange.
Sean McDonough: Robinson rattles home a three!
Bill Raftery: This is gonna become his neighborhood if he keeps that up. (For you kids out there, here is a look at Mr. Robinson's neighborhood)

Feb.5 - Ramblin' Man
Speaking of the economy, did anyone else have trouble buying a Snuggie this past holiday season? Well I figured out who bought them all.

Feb. 5 - Gay.C.C Part 2
Clemson 74, Duke 47
My favorite part of this dismantling was Lance Thomas doing his best Jeff Adrien impression, getting in the face of his teammates during a timeout. Thomas went balistic, even hitting Jon Scheyer in the head! Scheyer's recoil and look of fear was hilarious - I haven't seen a white Duke athlete so afraid of a black person since those lacrosse players were taken to jail after raping that stripper.

Jan, 29 - An Open Letter to Mark Titus
Mark,
We're big fans. however, we fear that your website has a lot of Big Ten bias. Which is much different than the ACC Bias who died tragically (that's a cocaine joke).

Jan. 13 - Things to Consider
Bigger Rap Star: Ed Nelson or Shamon Tooles?

Jan. 12 - Jokes
-When Bill Raftery is having sex, do you think he repeatedly yells, "Send it in, big fella!" ??

Jan. 6 - Huggy Bear Sad
-Jeff Adrien is a poor man's Kevin Freeman. And that's only kinda an insult. K-Free was the man.
-AJ Price is the rich man's Brian Fair. And that is an insult. A cheap, easy, hilarious insult.
-Jerome Dyson was billed as a poor man's D-Wade. I would argue more a crack-addict's D-Wade, but nonetheless, he's having a nice year. What's that? D-Wade's mom was a crack addict, ohhhhh...too soon?

Stay tuned for the Best of: The First 1,000 Hits, YouTube edition on Monday

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