Friday, November 13, 2009

Thoughts from William&Mary

-Oriakhi and Coombs-McDaniel are the best package deal since Dirk Diggler was busing tables while charging 5 bucks to see his dick and 10 bucks if you wanted to see him jerk off.

-Alex Oriakhi is a beast. He's bigger than Gavin Edwards, and Gavin isn't of slight build...after all, his father Earl played in the NFL! I absolutely have an Oriakhi hard-on.

-William & Mary routinely threw a "whitewash" on the floor. Even Sammy Sosa thought they looked obnoxiously white.

-Bob Picozzi says the word "penetration" so frequently it's like him and Wenzel have some kind of over/under on how many times he says it.

-At the half: UConn37, WM31

-Not sure who is cursing more right now...Jimmy C in the locker room or (as I flip over to the Celtics/Hawks game) KG as he abuses Zaza Pachulia in the post, gets fouled, and screams motherfucker 14 times on the way to the line. I love KG...

-You will want to bet heavily and often against UConn this year. College basketball gambling is all about the point guards and we start a sophomore, then have a bunch of freshmen and Donnell Beverly. Oyyy...

-Final: UConn75, WM66. NOT GOOD

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