Saturday, January 30, 2010

A 77-74.com Field Trip!

For the first time in the history of this mess the entire 77-74.com staff will be broadcasting to you from the Extra Large Center at Noon as the Huskies take on Marquette.

Hilarity is expected on the part of 77-74.com; what is expected from UConn is still up in the air. The past two games they've shown the "rich man/poor man" versions of the teams, with a 14 point blowout over #1 Texas and a 15 point loss to unranked Providence. I can't remember any UConn team having two more different performances back to back like this. So again, anything is in play this afternoon; Kemba may change Jordan's 15 times midgame, Calhoun might make a glorious return to the bench only to have to leave with IBS, Mandeldove might even play!! (Ok, i added the last one for effect. Maybe the last two. But Kemba does change shoes more than Tiger changes white blonde women)

Look at it this way; let's say you're a college kid, decide to go to the bar on a Friday night. Start celebrating a little bit, have a little too much to drink, and suddenly everyone in the bar starts looking good. Really good. You walk up and start talking to some young lady, the conversation gets good, you buy her a few drinks, maybe go to the dance floor (hopefully no one has swooped in for the robbery by this point). and from here, yadi yadi yada, you go back to her place, a few more yadi yada's and then you wake up the next morning. and all of a sudden this once attractive female is a zoo creature, and you start to feel naucious. (this is not gender specific ladies; and if you've never woken up to someone the next morning and said 'shit, probably shouldnt have done that', THEN YOU'RE THAT PERSON!)

texas was that night at the bar; providence was the morning after.

Live Updates to Come...

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