Foot and Balls Disease (that's a cloven-foot animal joke)

So, yesterday Ed Davis dunked all over Brian Zoubek, who attempted to take a charge (very white of him) and in doing so fell to the ground. When Davis got done hanging from the rim his foot landed square on the area where Zoubek's balls should be. However, Zoubek's reaction wasn't equal to the pain that should have resulted, confirming my ongoing suspicion that Brian Zoubek has a vagina. It would certainly explain his particularly weak post play and overt showings of emotion. YouTube doesn't have the video of this play posted, because coach k censors it (see: singler getting stuffed by the rim and lance thomas slapping jon scheyer in the head). luckily these kids did a wonderful re-enactment, complete with 1960's Batman type exclamation at the end. Really fantastic stuff