One week ago UConn was the team that wasn't even supposed to be a #1 seed. Now that they've annihilated Chattanooga and Texas AM, the epitome of hick schools, everyone has been licking Jim Calhoun's dehydrated asshole (that's how he re-hydrates. who needs an I.V. when you have an entire state full of apologist fans - myself included)
What the pundits are saying...
Jay Bilas: UConn is the #1 seed most likely to win the national championship.
Dick Vitale: "UConn is playing the best basketball right now." ESPN, Mike and Mike
Andy Katz: "I Love Brisket! Hey, waitress, another round of full sour pickles for all my friends!"
Bob Knight: "Is this a turtleneck?? I'm a V-neck guy goddammit (throws folding chair across wardrobe room) everybody knows that"
Coaches Say...
Jim Boeheim: "UConn would be almost unbeatable if Jerome Dyson was healthy." -ESPN, The Herd 3/23
Todd Says...Thanks, Jim. Imagine how good we wouldv'e been if UConn's Board of Trustee's was as flexible on athletes who abuse women as the Syracuse Trustees are. I don't think we'd have seen six overtimes if Nate was here or Devo was gone.
But.....
Some things never change. Digger Phelps on Monday told ESPN Radio that he like Missouri to beat Memphis AND Connecticut. This comes as a shock because usually Digger is soooo pro-UConn...
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