Thursday, March 26, 2009

Top Ten Things I Never Thought I'd Say About ESPN Coverage

So I desperately need something to knock this Nate Miles story off the running loop that is all day Sportscenter. Without further delay...

#10 - Ohhh, Spring Training highlights!
#9 - Can Steven A Smith interview someone? i mean COME ON peeeple
#8 - Anyone got a photo of Michael Phelps snorting a line of coke?
#7 - Does Chris Connolly have a tear-jerker piece ready?
#6 - Can Rick Reilly do the Mount Rushmore of Sports again!?
#5 - Can the Yankees overpay someone else?
#4 - how the fuck does Letterman come up with 10 of these things...
#3 - people should really praise Coack K some more
#2 - Bowling should get more air time. That Pete Weber is Dynamic!
#1 - Can we get Brett Favre out of retirement??

ohhhhhh! that's your Top 10. Paul, play me out!

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