Ater Boy!

Stumbled across this Ater Majok video bio on Aussie Hoops America dot com (enjoy the name-drop boys. For those of you who navigate the web like Columbus, segment #4 of 7). It's 12 minutes long and def worth the stop and watch (the equivalent to a stop and chat), but if that's too much of a commitment here are some nuggets:

1. Could Hollywood write a better script for a movie? Son of a tribal chief leader, struggling through war-torn Africa, eventually makes his way to college in America. Why does that sound familiar? (The Six Degrees of Andre LaFleur?)

2. Worst case scenario: Luol Deng. Best case scenario: Kevin Durant. Let that sink in for a moment: the Chairman Yi parallel jokes can officially be put to rest.

3. For such a smart kid, why even consider Memphis or Duke?

4. "Even if my cousin was playing on the other team I would take his head off to win the game." You can't even make up shit like that. Part of me actually believes him too. Watch out Majok Majok!

5. Mark Brown is a dirty lying whore for making us think, even for a moment, that he was cleared. Please disregard his disappointing end to the clip.