Huggy Bear Sad

UCONN managed to beat West Vir-gina by six (where was I on that spread! getting 3!?!?! clearly scared from a terrible gambling weekend, rossie), despite the best efforts of the referees, who tried to steal the game from us. The ref's waged a vicious second half battle with the West Virginia mascot (yes, the one who wears an animal fur outfit and coon skin hat, replete with a shotgun he fires repeatedly) to see who was the bigger racist, as ticky tick fouls were repeatedly called on the Huskies in the final minutes. Luckily, Alex Rouff was not guarded by anyone when he bricked consecutive crunch time shots (i stole that cliche from jeff jacobs), or else he'd have been at the line with a chance to take the lead, because Ben Eaves isn't walking through that door!
It was a tough loss for team Huggy Bear, but hopefully not bad enough to land the fat swine another D.U.I. It's a long season, Bob, and if you start hitting the bottle now imagine how bad things will be February 9th at Pittsburgh, down 20, and looking at a 2 games below .500 record. Then it will be time to break out the Goose. And you got popped for that DUI by the Cincy police. Really, Bob, I mean really. If Kenyon Martin could avoid getting arrested there, how do you fall into the trap? I mean, come on...the new guy at Cincy is named Mick Cronin. Now that is a man who should be getting DUI's. He couldn't be more Irish if his name was Guinness O'Jameson.
-Kemba Walker is a hell of a player, but i still dont want him on the court in a close game with a couple minutes to go. I want AJ getting into the paint, not Kemba. I think teams know this and will play off him.
-Stanley Robinson is a freak. Just sit back and absorb that point for a few moments.
-Jeff Adrien is a poor man's Kevin Freeman. And that's only kinda an insult. K-Free was the man.
-AJ Price is the rich man's Brian Fair. And that is an insult. A cheap, easy, hilarious insult.
-Jerome Dyson was billed as a poor man's D-Wade. I would argue more a crack-addict's D-Wade, but nonetheless, he's having a nice year. What's that? D-Wade's mom was a crack addict, ohhhhh...too soon?
-Nate Miles was due in court Monday, and that brings about an interesting question that many have touched upon. Did Nate Miles get railroaded? the answer is yes. Yes he did. Some other Uconn reporters like myself have tried to report on this, but it doesnt seem they are being allowed to. Yes, Mike Anthony, I read your blog, and I'm going to make your point for you. Eric Devendorf, the poor man's Gerry McNamara, walks around campus like he's Ike Turner and gets suspended something like two games, and against cupcakes! Meanwhile Nate's going to get his charges dropped to something equal to j-walking and yet the board kicks him out. It is an egregious misjustice, your honor! When i argued this point with women, here's how it went:
woman-Todd, how can you defend Nate Miles? he tried to rape a woman!
Todd-i can defend him because his jumper is money.
Woman-you are disgusting.
Todd-you're disgusting.
-oh, how i long for the days of Rashad Anderson's Fish Fry, a greater basketball/culinary analogy than Gilbert Arenas' Hibachi.