Thursday, January 29, 2009

An Open Letter to Mark Titus

Mark,
We're big fans. however, we fear that your website has a lot of Big Ten Bias. Which is much different than the ACC Bias who died tragically (that's a cocaine joke). We suggest you give some respect to the Big East, the greatest conference ever, and check out our UConn website, uconn77duke74.com. that, of course, is the score from the 1999 National championship game, our first natl champ, because women's basketball does not count. Bringing hits to our website is fun for everyone, because research shows Coach K sheds a single tear every time a person enters our URL. We dont make any money, we just want people to share our fun. There are lots of YouTube clips of vicious Big East dunks that feature balls in Luke Harangody's mouth. There are also funny tshirts that sadly aren't for sale- we fear litigation-but are good laughs. Check out the Billy "Fudge" Packer tee. If you wear it next to a person with a Jim "Nantz-y Boy" tee, you will be the epitome of high fashion. Thanks, enjoy.
-Todd and Dan

P.S. - you can link to mark's website at clubtrillion.blogspot.com

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